Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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