I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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