So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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