She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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