Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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