Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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