accomplished twins. life is a go
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
