He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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