I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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