WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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