Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
