i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
