mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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