it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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