A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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