windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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