You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I want a musical about memes.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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