just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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