Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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