You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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