If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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