brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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