woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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