My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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