D3 body, D1 cock
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
