this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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