This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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