I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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