youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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