Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
