Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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