ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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