It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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