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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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