she smelled like a LAN party
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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