he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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