that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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