No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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