D3 body, D1 cock
Where is the hickey?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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