from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
