what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
