tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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