does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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