I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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