Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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