margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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