Her vagina should come with caution tape.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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