I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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