he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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