I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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