I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it glows. i had to have it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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