Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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